*OFFICIAL*You know your a football fanatic when:

[Sarasota BucFan]

Hey this thread goes like this...
One person posts something about what football fans do and the person that goes next rates the post above thems' post. rating is any number outta 10
Ex: 5/10

Ill start it off...

You know your a football fanatic when...

All your measurments include yards and inches.

[Fan since 88]

I broke up with my ex g/f so I can watch the bucs play on monday night football. Beat that Sherlock.

[Sarasota BucFan]

I broke up with my ex g/f so I can watch the bucs play on monday night football. Beat that Sherlock.
10/10

haha

When you rent a HD TV just for football season and return it afterwards.

[hwoody77]

When you go out and buy a Sirius Satellite Radio, install in your car the morning of the 2005 draft, just to hear who the Bucs pick with their first pick:).

[Sarasota BucFan]

When you go out and buy a Sirius Satellite Radio, install in your car the morning of the 2005 draft, just to hear who the Bucs pick with their first pick:).
10/10

when you hope for the superbowl, or to be dead last, for the first pick in the draft... so you can go to the superbowl the next year.

[bent09]

When you go out before openning day and buy a 60 inch HD Sony with NFL package and justify the cost by the savings from not going to the bar every Sunday.

[Austinbucspal]

You root for your team even when they are stinkin it up!!!

[SimmsTheAnswer]

You root for your team even when they are stinkin it up!!!

exactly.

we should make a thread

the official "you know you're a bandwagon fan" if:

[Fan since 88]

You think we have enough threads on here already ?

[Q-man]

You know your a football fanatic when...

Your family and friends Know not to ask you to do
anything on Sunday during the season!
Like getting married, shopping, or parties.
Because you will not be there!

[BucSweat]

You know you're a football fan -when you got into an argument with your fiancee over the game and why they were playing bad. Haven't spoken in 2 days and I'm the girl! (Really need a win here guys......going for makeup you know what) :grinno:

[InsaneBucFan]

you know your a football fanatic when someone walks in front of the tv very slowly during a play and you yell " GOOD GOD HURRY UP UR BLOCKING THE TV!!!!!!"

[Superbowlbuc]

10/10... G'luck tonight!

You know your a football fanatic when you can't watch the game on your 50 inch plasma because you through a remote at it and broke it... (Chris Simms really sucked)

[cannonballbucs]

You root for your team even when they are stinkin it up!!!

Exactly!!! the people that did not leave RayJay during the season opener against the Ravens until the game clock said 0:00 ....no matter the heat or rain......than ur a fanatic/bucs fan/rooting for ur team no matter what.

[Xandtar]

You know you're a football fanatic when you bring your newborn son home from the hospital, in an official miniature jersey.

[Sarasota BucFan]

You know you're a football fanatic when you bring your newborn son home from the hospital, in an official miniature jersey.
20/10

Nice!!!!

When your not watching football your always on your teams website!

[Thermo]

You know that you are a football fanatic when after your team plays like crap, you still stay up late to watch the after game highlights and player/coach interviews.

[TomatoVSC]

You know that you are a football fanatic when you conceive your child so that its birthday will fall safely in the offseason.

[Cadillac_Ranch]

When in church asked to announce the hymns, you call them out like signals;

PSALM 22!! PSALM 22!! HUT HUT!!!

[-Bucs-Forever-]

You know you are a football fanatic when you give up time with your spouse in the bedroom to watch your team play in Sunday/Monday Night Football.

[ha-y-n bucs]

when u cuss out ur apartment building superintendent for not letting u put a satelite up so u can get the nfl package because that's the only way u would see a TB game in damn seahawks country (Pacific Northwest), then u move somewhere else that will let u put up a dish so you can actually get the games u give a damn about watching!!!!

[Legacy]

When in church asked to announce the hymns, you call them out like signals;

PSALM 22!! PSALM 22!! HUT HUT!!!
:lol:

Someone from the marketing department of NFL Network is gonna see this, and next season we'll hve a Peyton Manning commercial with that.

[ha-y-n bucs]

or when ur under 21 and u get a fake id for thed sole purpose of getting into a sports bar that has the nfl package but won't let minors in

[BaghdadJoe54]

When you listen to the super bowl on a beaten up radio with one headphone on a movement to contact range with live ammo before your trip to Iraq.

:urowned:

[Legacy]

When you listen to the super bowl on a beaten up radio with one headphone on a movement to contact range with live ammo before your trip to Iraq.

:urowned:
This thread has been KO'ed. BaghdadJoe wins! :eek:

[Lane1220]

When you bet your friend that if your team loses you have to go streaking down the street.

[ha-y-n bucs]

This thread has been KO'ed. BaghdadJoe wins! :eek:

Agreed 100%... Go Joe!

[tentsandstuff]

You watch NFL Replays on Tuesday/Wednesday, even though you watched the games on Sunday. You watch NFL shows on Monday-Friday days/evenings (ESPN & NFL network). You daily announce to your wife that its already week 3 and that the season goes by quickly. You count the weeks in your mind and know that when your at the dreaded week 8 that the season is half way over. You look for up and coming teams and note teams on the downside (examples SF offense..Bucs...gulp...defense)

[westMICHBUCSFAN]

When you spend each year of a 15 year marriage re-explaining the rules of football to your wife during preseason so she will shut up during the games!

[rokallnite13]

You know you're a football fanatic when you refer to your team's LBs as Will, Mike, and Sam even though their names are Derrick, Shelton, and Ryan.

[Sarasota BucFan]

You know you're a football fanatic when you refer to your team's LBs as Will, Mike, and Sam even though their names are Derrick, Shelton, and Ryan.
bhagdad joe and rockallnite have some nice ones lol...

when your favorite player gets released or traded you stick with your team on everything.
(see jurevicous in psalm 34)

[rokallnite13]

You're a football fanatic when you know that the term split-end refers to a person, not a job for some Pert Plus and a hairstylist.

[Jrod]

You know you are a football fanatic when you secretly took money out of your fiance and your wedding savings account to sponser your trip to Dallas on Thanksgiving to watch Tampa play!!!!

[Sarasota BucFan]

i know NY bucs fan wants to post something...

[Sarasota BucFan]

bumpin it

[Sarasota BucFan]

bumping again

[A.I.]

:urowned: You're clever enough to talk the COPS into throwing out Bengals fans because you didn't like them standing up!

IM SERIOUS!!! Section 146 for life!

[Sarasota BucFan]

:urowned: You're clever enough to talk the COPS into throwing out Bengals fans because you didn't like them standing up!

IM SERIOUS!!! Section 146 for life!
lmao i saw that.. i was in 147... what a crazy bengals fan... he was like goin nuts.

[A.I.]

That was my first time at Ray Jay, being a HUGE bucs fan have never been able to fly out before...have to say it was truly an awesome experience, I love the fans and the atmosphere at RJ...glad we got our first win too. :D

[tampabayfan]

When you win 3 trivia contests on a Bucs message board.

[badbuc75]

You know you are a football fanatic when your kids, learned at the age of 5 & 7, and mommy HAVE to leave daddy alone when the game is on or ELSE! Also your mother in law, who either can't stand each other for more than a few hours, which doesn't like football at all is waiting for the day to go to a Bucs game with her son in law based off of the pure emotions that flow from myself during a game. GO BUCS!

[BucMe_BucYou]

Your a football fanatic if....someone asks you if it's going to rain and your reply is: "I don't know, whats the spread." or "If it's a 60% chance, take the under."

[Dr Death]

Your a football fanatic if....someone asks you if it's going to rain and your reply is: "I don't know, whats the spread." or "If it's a 60% chance, take the under."

...when the Texans release Phillip Buchanon, the Bucs pick him up, and you can list 10 reasons why this is a good thing! :eek: :tongueret ;)

[Bsegg04]

10/10

haha

When you rent a HD TV just for football season and return it afterwards.

cheap oh

[minus92]

You know you are a football fanatic....When you are a season ticket holder for the Houston Texans

[Swilling56]

You know you are a football fanatic when you give up time with your spouse in the bedroom to watch your team play in Sunday/Monday Night Football.

And now Thursdays and Saturdays. Thanks NFL network. I'll send you my lawyer's bill.

[TheReaper]

When you watch your favorite team on TV and focus all your mental will power on them because you really truly believe it makes a difference. :D

[Firethug61]

You know you're a football fanatic when you do the Heisman pose with your newborn!!

[Buc-Ball-4-life]

You know you're a football fanatic when you do the Heisman pose with your newborn!!


8/10

You know you are a Buccaneers fan when you inform your family that you will not be joining them for Thanksgiving because the Bucs are playing at 4:30pm!!!

[Buccs9755]

you know you are a football fanatic when the bucs are making a superbowl run in 2oo2, and you consumed a whole bottle of Sierra Mist (of all beverages..but hey cut me a break i was 15 at the time) while watching the bucs trounce the 49ers and refused to throw the empty bottle out until the superbowl is won..and still havent thrown the 2 litre bottle out to this day because it is good luck

[Sarasota BucFan]

you know you are a football fanatic when the bucs are making a superbowl run in 2oo2, and you consumed a whole bottle of Sierra Mist (of all beverages..but hey cut me a break i was 15 at the time) while watching the bucs trounce the 49ers and refused to throw the empty bottle out until the superbowl is won..and still havent thrown the 2 litre bottle out to this day because it is good luck
doesnt sound like good luck lol....

[KStevo]

When you go out and buy a Sirius Satellite Radio, install in your car the morning of the 2005 draft, just to hear who the Bucs pick with their first pick

Mine is similar to that one.

When you go out and buy a Sirius Satellite Radio, install it in your car and every Sunday morning at 10:00, I'm out in my car listening to Gene D. call the game.

[MetryTyger]

you sit intently in your seat at the game in the stands.....and suddenly realize with burning-sensation reality that you don't have that truck-driver bladder you thought you had; yet, you don't want to miss the next play, so you risk urinary tract infection to see the 4th and inches.
Then, when you do finally make it to the stadium men's room, you try to listen to the next play by crowd reaction or the p.a. announcer - over the sounds of urinals flushing, faucets, and 15 Joe McFans complaining about the OC's play-calling. :)

[Buc-n-Crazy]

When you were a season ticket holder for the first two years and your team never won a game and you stayed to the last second of every one of them and are still a fan to this day.

[Ayrianth]

When you win 3 trivia contests on a Bucs message board.


:urowned:

[balddawg]

you know your a football fanatic when your proud of the fact that you crapped your team's colors

[A.I.]

you sit intently in your seat at the game in the stands.....and suddenly realize with burning-sensation reality that you don't have that truck-driver bladder you thought you had; yet, you don't want to miss the next play, so you risk urinary tract infection to see the 4th and inches.
Then, when you do finally make it to the stadium men's room, you try to listen to the next play by crowd reaction or the p.a. announcer - over the sounds of urinals flushing, faucets, and 15 Joe McFans complaining about the OC's play-calling. :)

What section where you in...there was a guy in 146, same thing happened to him...LOL he was practically screaming.

[Cardiac Kids]

... when you skip your nephew's birthday party 'cause that crazy ***** sister in-law of yours always has to plan it for 1:00 opening day.










j/k :)

[Selmon Rules]

8/10

You know you are a Buccaneers fan when you inform your family that you will not be joining them for Thanksgiving because the Bucs are playing at 4:30pm!!!

Hell, I'm leaving them here in Kentucky while I go to the game.









I won the ticket, 50 yard line, 7th row behind Bucs bench.... :rotf:

[SarasotaBucFan2]

When...
you buy a portable armbanded radio jus to listen to 620 for the beggining of free agnecy...

[tampabayfan]

Was this thread started in Team discussions and moved to this forum, yet a new one is created by the same person, that was banned, in team discussion? oh this should be good.

[cadillac willy]

you know you're a true bucs fac when you name you dog derrick and your cat brooks.

[bucsfan843]

u know u are a football fanatic when u have to take a weeks vacation just so u can watch the nfl draft

[deltbucs]

You know you're a football fanatic when you get banned from your teams official message board and then come back and create another account that is the same thing excpet with a '2' at the end, yet you still post idiotic bull****.

[xljohn316]

You know you're a football fanatic when you actually win your fantasy football league consistently.

[ChuckyWins4TB]

You know your a football fanatic when:

You chalk the yard and paint the endzones for your kids 6 and 8 year birthday parties including build goal posts out of pvc and then 4 months later it is still there just the lines have been repainted to look good and the wife is wondering if she should call for a straight jacket.

*No lie, my yard is painted since January.

[skulldog06]

Go Bucs!!!!!