If you could spend one game as one of the current Bucs, who would it be? [Archive] - Official Bulletin Board of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Hot Topic

07-18-2002, 05:00 PM

Ever seen the movie 'Being John Malkovich'?

For those that haven't, an unusual portal allows the characters of John Cusack, Cameron Diaz and others to literally inhabit the mind of actor John Malkovich and experience his life as if they were him.

Hypothetically, we're giving you that same option with any Buccaneer player this fall, except you can stay with that player for the entire game, whereas Malkovich's inhabitants were usually booted out quickly.

Who would you choose to be? Would you want to experience just what a John Lynch hit feels like on the giving end? Would you rather be downfield making plays with Keyshawn Johnson, or in the backfield sacking the QB with Warren Sapp? Maybe you'd like nothing better than to be at the center of the action as the quarterback. What's your choice?

that_kid_3

07-18-2002, 05:28 PM

It would have to be Dexter Jackson, last years free safety. I would be able to play with ronde, warren, derrick, simeon, and john. If there is a weak place on the bucs defense it is free safety. I wouldn't screw too much up either, cuz i would have some greats backin me up.

Bucamaniac40

07-18-2002, 05:54 PM

It would definitly be John Lynch!The impact of knocking someone into the middle of next( like Lynch usually does) has got to be an incredible rush!

rubrnek

07-18-2002, 05:59 PM

I would be Coach Gruden.... that way, I wouldn't get injured (can't have that...) and I could rip into any of the guys who screw up during gameplay!

mattyf108

07-18-2002, 06:59 PM

i would be joey hamilton. thats the best seat in the house for free right there

bucEbadger

07-18-2002, 07:05 PM

Mike Alstott-the hero scoring the touchdowns as he breaks numerous tackles and becomes game MVP.

Falcon Fanatic

07-18-2002, 07:54 PM

Ahh, so BucEbadger wants to know what it's like to have cronic fumblitis. A sadly uncurable disease that affects quite a few mid-level talent players in the NFL.

A-Train

07-18-2002, 08:33 PM

lynch, hitting a guy that hard's gotta give you a nice rush

mikeyamartin

07-18-2002, 08:35 PM

Lynch

JL47HITS

07-18-2002, 09:21 PM

The A-TRAIN!!!!!!!!! He runs just the way (it felt like) I ran in my youth. This year he will be RUNNING WILD!!!!!!!!!! So, NASCAR division BEWARE!!!!!!

dman_from_hell

07-18-2002, 09:52 PM

brad johnson, cuz i have skill at quarterback so it would be something that i like

RBarberFan20

07-18-2002, 10:11 PM

I guess the username gives it away. I would have to be my man Ronde. Not a bigger playmaker in the league last year. If not Ronde, I would be myself as the QB, because, even as a high school QB, I am already better than him!

Luke

PewterPower

07-18-2002, 11:06 PM

This took a little thought, but I have to say Mr. Derrick Brooks. I was leaning towards Lynch, but Derrick is involved in a lot more plays. Granted, Lynch has this uncanny ability to put anyone he hits in a severe hurt locker, but Derrick is the one who usually delivers the most hits in a game.

Tuzz

07-18-2002, 11:10 PM

Stecker, receiving the kickoff from the Saints to start the season and returning it for a touchdown.

PewterPower

07-18-2002, 11:47 PM

Oh yeah, I almost forgot something. This is to the Falcon fan....You know, it is a-holes like you that gives your team a bad rap. And not to mention the fact that when we do beat your team, we love to remind people like you of certain comments you have made. My roommate happens to be a diehard Falcons fan, and there is the occasional ragging on each others team (especially during our Madden 2002 bouts, in which I have a commanding lead), but it never crosses the line. Hell, I hate the Packers with a passion, and I always remind my friends who like the Pack when we come out with the victory. But I'll be the first one to tell them that I have the utmost respect for Favre. So do everyone a favor, remember what bulletin board you are posting on.

seandf

07-19-2002, 07:14 AM

definately john lynch

A Bucs Best Freind

07-19-2002, 07:46 AM

Pittman, showing everyone my juice! GO BUCS!

rochesterbucs

07-19-2002, 07:49 AM

For a player it would have to be A-Train, but if I got to pick anybody in the organization - Gruden would be the man - just to have an idea what makes that man tick! :D

JAyBuc

07-19-2002, 08:06 AM

QUARLES!!!!! With all those great players around, I'd like to be able to run free and knock players out..........J

marshmallow12

07-19-2002, 08:42 AM

FALCON FANATIC, its nice to see the falcons have at least one fan. If you have anything intellegent to say, then fine, say it. But if you are just gonna stand around and make stupid remarks about the bucs, then leave and go back to the falcons site. thanks

marshmallow12

07-19-2002, 08:44 AM

It's a tough choice but I'd have to say Sapp during a packers game. I wanna know what him and Farve are actually saying in their frequent on-field meetings. That would be great...

pigeonthebucfan

07-19-2002, 08:59 AM

No doubt about it I'd love to be onfield as Keyshawn. I've heard he's a big trash-talker and I want to know what exactly he says. Especially againts the Saints. At home. I also would love to be Key as he catches a fly and beats CB's and safties to make a TOUCHDOWN!!! :cool:

big#40

07-19-2002, 10:02 AM

Big Mike Alstott!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO ELSE???

Bukkaneer

07-19-2002, 10:05 AM

#47~LYNCH:cool:

garydunn

07-19-2002, 10:12 AM

I would prefer to put myself in place of the player making the big play on each down.

I would be the Quarterback for the limelight and trade space with Brad Johnson as I would be the focus of all offensive plays until releasing the football.

Being a back would be cool trading space with Mike Alstott as I plow my way for a TD while towing 11 dangling defensive men.

As a receiver trading space with Keyshawn Johnson would bring a smile as I frustrate the defensive backs with my slick manuveors extending for a one handed grasp and then being creamed and knocked senseless.

Trading space with John Lynch would be as bad as I scope my sights on the tackle and bazooka my body head-first into the opponent guts and then watch as they carry him off the field hurrling and in pain.

Being Sapp I would use his patented move on the line to pentrate the wall as I quickly grasp, hug and land on top of the QB with the full impact of my body weight sandwiching the QB and pinning him to the ground like the piece of meat he is.

Being in Ronde Barber shoes would be like saying cheese to the camera all day as I out run and leap my opponents intercepting there intended pass, bust a couple moves and sprint for a 100 yard dash downfield for a touchdown.

Those are some reasons why I enjoy football so much as I get to re-live my life through theirs feeling the pains, sorrows, elations and joys of the game as I watch.

big#40

07-19-2002, 10:15 AM

Hey FalconFanatic,
Did You get tired of telling Steve Bartowski glory stories with Your backwoods inbreeding georgia buddies?Why don"t You go practice
"The Dirty Bird"just in case Michael Vick goes a quarter without a INT!

WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?Somebody from Georgia telling people how to spell?

Brooks #1 fan

07-19-2002, 10:39 AM

Brooks having the speed and power to knock people down go after the qb ad Running back and sometimes cover the reciever and be able to deflect and intercept the ball.

Bucs2K

07-19-2002, 11:57 AM

I'd have to stick with Hamilton. Yes, he is injured. However, he is also able to talk to all the players and coaches and still watch the action on the field. To me that would be the NFL experience of a lifetime.

skinny

07-19-2002, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by big#40

WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?Somebody from Georgia telling people how to spell?

:D :D :D

skinny

07-19-2002, 12:12 PM

Aaron Lockett. The guy's my size, and must be wondering sometimes what the heck he's doing on the same field with people like Ray Lewis, Michael Strahan, Jevon Kearse or whoever that safety was who broke Ed McCafferty's leg.

(At least, being on the Bucs, I wouldn't have to face the Buc's defense, but I guess they'd get their shot at me in training camp).

Unfortunately, I'm only slightly fast, whereas Mr. Lockett must be unbelievably freaking fast to be under consideration for this league. Oh yeah, and I got bad hands...

(This is starting to sound like a BAD dream...)

Hey, off topic for a second: CB Dale Carter ain't a Saint this year. That's too bad, cause we were going to beat N'Orleans twice this year anyway, but our WRs need some challenge before they go to the playoffs. Good thing our out-of-conference schedule is brutal.

THUD AND BLUNDER

07-19-2002, 12:32 PM

Warren Sapp on Sunday 06 October the first time Warrick Dunn tries to run it straight up the middle. :D

marshmallow12

07-19-2002, 12:33 PM

WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?Somebody from Georgia telling people how to spell?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...:D :D :D

bocaj205

07-19-2002, 01:45 PM

John lynch.

BigDog2all

07-19-2002, 01:51 PM

I would love to be the guy who makes or breaks the play... the guy who protects the QB... opens holes for the running game... blocks for the passing assault... and is only heard about when he screws up.

Let me be the silent, unpenetrable force that makes the offense successful... that would be me.

Can I be All-Madden while I'm at it... give me the ball so I can be recipient of John's quote from "The Replacements"... "I love it when a fat guy can score!!" (Best part of the movie) :D

emtracy

07-19-2002, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by that_kid_3
It would have to be Dexter Jackson, last years free safety. I would be able to play with ronde, warren, derrick, simeon, and john. If there is a weak place on the bucs defense it is free safety. I wouldn't screw too much up either, cuz i would have some greats backin me up.

i totally agree!!! not only does he have a great position and the coolest teammates, but the man's got the best bod on the whole team... ;)

*personal note*

i just recieved his jersey in the mail; needless to say, it completely made my day!

Go Dex! #34

~ em ~

sugarray

07-19-2002, 03:19 PM

Definitely John Lynch. I would love to lay the wood to guys like Moss coming through the middle!

charlieboo

07-19-2002, 03:49 PM

it would defietly be gruden he is the most popular man in tampa bay right know and probablyafter the season

BADBOY99

07-19-2002, 04:16 PM

I would love to play olb position to put more heat!!!! on th qb and help break up the short passes with te's we had trouble with that last year. other than just help STUFF THE RUN!!!!!!!!!!

snookwillie

07-19-2002, 07:33 PM

jon gruden.just so i could fire sapp.

Falcon Fanatic

07-19-2002, 07:53 PM

I'd first like to thank those of you who took the time to respond to my post. 1st & formost is my reason for coming here. It seems as if quite a few Tampa fans have taken the liberty of coming to the Falcons board to see if they could trash it. Well, after a week or so of this and quite a few p/o'd Falcon fans later it's time for some payback. So, the only reason I'm here is because of the psychotic buc fans that came to our board and started talking --------. At least I am keeping my post to football, unlike the buc guys who came over & were talking about people's families & personal lives that they didn't know anything about.

Now, does anyone here deny the fact that your A-train has a problem with fumbling? It would be hard to deny, but I'm sure that several looking through the rose colored (or whatever you call the Bucs uniform color) glasses will totally deny that, but look objectively & you can't deny it. Not taking anything away from him, because he is an above average back in the NFL, but one of his weaknesses is holding the ball.

Falcon Fanatic, Do not continue trying to bypass the censors. This is your first of two Warnings before being banned.

PewterPower

07-19-2002, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by Falcon Fanatic
I'd first like to thank those of you who took the time to respond to my post. 1st & formost is my reason for coming here.

Now who needs spelling lessons???

bucfan9919

07-19-2002, 11:27 PM

PERSONALLY , I'D BE THE HAMBURGLER. HE'S MY IDOL. SO IF I HAD TO PICK SOMEONE IT WOULD BE THE HAMBURGLER.

Falcon Fanatic

07-19-2002, 11:29 PM

you caught my typo.....good job

bucs_rule2001

07-20-2002, 01:08 AM

without a doubt, mr. derrick brooks

B DorryBuc88

07-20-2002, 01:22 AM

Originally posted by Hot Topic
Ever seen the movie 'Being John Malkovich'?

For those that haven't, an unusual portal allows the characters of John Cusack, Cameron Diaz and others to literally inhabit the mind of actor John Malkovich and experience his life as if they were him.

Hypothetically, we're giving you that same option with any Buccaneer player this fall, except you can stay with that player for the entire game, whereas Malkovich's inhabitants were usually booted out quickly.

Who would you choose to be? Would you want to experience just what a John Lynch hit feels like on the giving end? Would you rather be downfield making plays with Keyshawn Johnson, or in the backfield sacking the QB with Warren Sapp? Maybe you'd like nothing better than to be at the center of the action as the quarterback. What's your choice? 18 orange-red

B DorryBuc88

07-20-2002, 01:29 AM

18 bold orange-red I would like 2 be john lynch so i could fell how it was 2 knock the hell outta ne1 that comes my way

TBuccaneerz47

07-20-2002, 03:42 PM

Its a tossup between Lynch, Alstott, and Barber... i think i will pick Alstott in the Ravens game.. he ran all over the ravens and punished opposing factions..

Bucamaniac40

07-20-2002, 05:31 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by snookwillie
jon gruden.just so i could fire sapp. [/QUOTEFinaly someone else who feels that SAPP needs to go down the road,

RBarberFan20

07-20-2002, 06:31 PM

[QUOTE][i]It seems as if quite a few Tampa fans have taken the liberty of coming to the Falcons board to see if they could trash it. Well, after a week or so of this and quite a few p/o'd Falcon fans later it's time for some payback. So, the only reason I'm here is because of the psychotic buc fans that came to our board and started talking sh*t.

Seems like you don't have the whole story. Why don't you back on to the Falcons message board and find someone named "Gazoo", and ask him who started trashing who's message board first. Anybody here remember Gazoo? Back me up here...

Luke

HeavyMetalBuc87

07-20-2002, 07:28 PM

I would definitely be Mike Alstott,cuz hes the best!!!!!!!!!:)

snookwillie

07-20-2002, 09:14 PM

the reason i don't like sapp is because i got tickets from monte kiffen(who is sapps boss for you sapp fans)for sideline night practise.all tv stations were saying come on down and get the sucks (bucs)autographs.well i was on the feild with my 3yr.old son when sapp was walking all by himself and asked him for a autograph.the fat basterd bumps me with my son in my arm's and say's"this ------------------ man"i just looked at him and said screw you to sapp.he just looked at me and shook his head

snookwillie Do not continue trying to bypass the censors. This is your first of two Warnings before being banned.

AllBucDUp

07-21-2002, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Bucamaniac40
[QUOTE]Originally posted by snookwillie
jon gruden.just so i could fire sapp. [/QUOTEFinaly someone else who feels that SAPP needs to go down the road,

I think "name two posters on crack" is another thread entirely...

I would like to be the Buc with the hottest old lady...whoever that is.

PewterPower

07-21-2002, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by AllBucDUp

I think "name two posters on crack" is another thread entirely.

HA!!!

bucdaddy3

07-21-2002, 01:42 PM

I would love to be either in Keyshawn's cleats, or John Lynch's. Not necessarily because they're two of the biggest playmakers on the team. They both give 110% on the field and off.
They are sideline and locker room motivators. Coaches in cleats, if you will.
And hey, the take home pay wouldn't be too shabby.
It would be great to be Jon Gruden for a game, too. To be the ultimate motivator. To have that fiery, passionate personality. He may burn his candle at both ends, but watch the results he gets.

dfrag

07-21-2002, 06:23 PM

John Lynch... I believe he stated that he envisions himself going through the player he's about to tackle... usually he does just that!

That is a feeling I'd like to experience for just one day, preferrable against the Rams...

Go Blue

07-22-2002, 06:14 AM

Definitly Derrick Brooks,
I'm really into his position. (:)

bucs-metal

07-22-2002, 08:19 AM

Marcus Jones, Simeon Rice, Warren Sapp or Todd Washington. Just to see, hear and feel what a pre-sack Kodak/Memorex Moment is like looking into the face of the opposing quarterback.

lungclam

07-22-2002, 12:28 PM

i would have to say................myself.... as the first buc ever to run one back that would ensure my place !!

MOWSER

07-22-2002, 01:51 PM

I WOULD LOVE TO BE MARTIN GRAMATICA. HE GETS TO WATCH THE GAME FROM THE SIDELINES AND WHEN IT'S CRUNCH TIME HE COMES IN. BESIDES CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING THAT MUCH ENERGY?!!!:p :D

MOWSER

07-22-2002, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by snookwillie
jon gruden.just so i could fire sapp.

WHY WOULD YOU FIRE SAPP?!!! HE'S GREAT!!! NO ONE CAN STOP #99!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD RETHINK THAT STATEMENT. HE'S THE HEART OF OUR DEFENSE!!!:mad:

MOWSER

07-22-2002, 02:03 PM

I think "name two posters on crack" is another thread entirely.

NO KIDDING!! ARE YOU TWO REALLY BUC FANS?!!:D :D :D

CyrebralAsasin

07-22-2002, 04:28 PM

I'd be Sapp and play superman and have gotten more sacks than Strahan.
Just like this topic, only a dream... We all know Sapp had a slow year.

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"Time to Play the Game"

jovann63

07-24-2002, 02:09 AM

MY FAVORITE PLAYER IS SAPP SO IT WOULD BE HIM MOS DEF

Frenzy Bucs 47

07-24-2002, 09:26 AM

Gruden

snookwillie

07-24-2002, 06:47 PM

sapp had how many sacks last year?6 three with the lions in one game.sapp sucks,and you fools say i'm on crack..chidi was always better than sapp and maybe gruden will see how bad sapp really is and try to get chidi back.but chidi would tell him i'm with a superbowel team and the bucs will never be!!!!!

snookwillie

07-24-2002, 07:28 PM

11:47?my butt, i posted at 7:15,this site is like sapp it sucks...

Lady~All Bucs

07-27-2002, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by MOWSER
I WOULD LOVE TO BE MARTIN GRAMATICA. HE GETS TO WATCH THE GAME FROM THE SIDELINES AND WHEN IT'S CRUNCH TIME HE COMES IN. BESIDES CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING THAT MUCH ENERGY?!!!:p :D

Totally agree, Gramatica has it going on!! Not only is he the BEST!!:D
His $$$$ comes alot easier to him than the other players!!
Yes hes got it made!:cool:

bucs14fan

07-27-2002, 05:57 PM

Joey Hamilton! you ever see how hard those guys hit??????:eek:

CHASE

07-28-2002, 06:46 PM

This question is a joke, is it not?

Gee, I guess I'll be Warren Fatt so I can see if the Gold Bond medicated powder actually works between my chafed thighs!:D

skinny

07-29-2002, 12:45 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by snookwillie
[B]the reason i don't like sapp is because i got tickets from monte kiffen(who is sapps boss for you sapp fans)for sideline night practise.all tv stations were saying come on down and get the sucks (bucs)autographs.well i was on the feild with my 3yr.old son when sapp was walking all by himself and asked him for a autograph.the fat basterd bumps me with my son in my arm's and say's"this ------------------ man"i just looked at him and said screw you to sapp.he just looked at me and shook his head

Lemme get this straight. You want to dump the best DT in the NFL because he was mean and wouldn't give you an autograph? You know, you never see "autographs given" vs. "autographs attempted" in the stats. Know why? Cause it has nothing to do with football.

sexwithsimeon

07-30-2002, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by MOWSER
I WOULD LOVE TO BE MARTIN GRAMATICA. HE GETS TO WATCH THE GAME FROM THE SIDELINES AND WHEN IT'S CRUNCH TIME HE COMES IN. BESIDES CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING THAT MUCH ENERGY?!!!:p :D

I agree, He makes a pretty good salary and practice is not too hard. And sometimes He may just win the game. The only down fall- he may just (appear) to have lost the game.

DoubleNickels

07-30-2002, 02:09 PM

I would love to be in Derrick Brooks shoes for one game. He is in on almost every play and it would be awesome to experience. Assuming of course that after inhabiting his body I would be able to play the game as well as he. Wouldn't want to go out there and stink up the joint.