The Story Thread....

[BucsfaninAL]

The Falcon Army thinks his thread is something. Bucs fans we are going to write the longest story in history!!

Here the rules
1. Make a sentence having three words was dumb! the new story started on page 6

[TBRyan21]

into tampa stadium

[BucsfaninAL]

and saw Jon...

[TBRyan21]

Voight running down

[BucPower]

a purse snatcher......

[TBRyan21]

He pulled out...

[14DARAMS]

And TBRyan was charged with sex crimes

[TBRyan21]

:rolleyes:

[BucsfaninAL]

Originally posted by 14DARAMS
And TBRyan was charged with sex crimes


Not part of the game!!!

A cell phone...

[BucFanClw]

called his pimp...

[TBRyan21]

and found out...

[BucFanClw]

TBRyan21 requested him...

[BucsfaninAL]

That he call...

[BucsfaninAL]

His girl back...

[magic-Bucsfan]

so he can...

[bucwench]

apply a kiss...

[TBRyan21]

to an area...

[bucwench]

Originally posted by TBRyan21
to an area...
that she covered...

[magic-Bucsfan]

up with a...

[lceman]

And then they all died.

The End.

[DragnSlayrF31]

Best story ever!!! ROFL

[TBRyan21]

cotton bikini brief

[magic-Bucsfan]

and then she...

[TBRyan21]

took them off...

[McFan]

trying to find

[14DARAMS]

ethel merman cds

[TBRyan21]

to get her...

[BucsfaninAL]

Back to LA...

[McFan]

Where Kobe would

[TBRyan21]

beg 14daram for...

[lceman]

And then they all died again.

The End again.














And this time I mean it.

[Pewterslimsme]

....Coliseum to watch...

[McFan]

Epilogue: Did you know...

[14DARAMS]

Fin

[McFan]

ished

[BucsfaninAL]

Originally posted by lceman
And then they all died again.

The End again.


And this time I mean it.





Then out of...

[Fantasyplayer87]

Originally posted by BucsfaninAL
Then out of...

...nowhere a big

[McFan]

clam sang "Mammie"

[BucPower]

while simultaniously balancing.....

[Pewterslimsme]

on Rip Taylor's

[BucsfaninAL]

Skateboard he saw...

[Pewterslimsme]

....a spam e-mail....

[McFan]

from Hillary Clinton

[14DARAMS]

Singing Mammie!

[Pewterslimsme]

Originally posted by BrianMc fan since 76
from Hillary Clinton

looking for donations

[BucsfaninAL]

For a Divorce

[McFan]

or blue dress

[BucsfaninAL]

For Elvis Pressley :confused:

[Pewterslimsme]

Originally posted by BucsfaninAL
For Elvis Pressley :confused:

...not sure why....

[BucFanClw]

Originally posted by Pewterslimsme
...not sure why....
he's also dead...

[magic-Bucsfan]

but came alive...

[Pewterslimsme]

....wearing marshmallow underwear....

[bucwench]

and offering S'Mores...

[magic-Bucsfan]

and some milk...

[bucmaninORL]

for him too..

[Pewterslimsme]

Out of nowhere!....

[BucsfaninAL]

While he sings...

[Fantasyplayer87]

birds attack his.....

[BucsfaninAL]

blue suade(sp) shoes :eek:

[Ballin_Since_76]

the shoes that...

[BucsfaninAL]

Moonwalk on ice :confused:

[BucsfaninAL]

Through Alaska snow...

[Fantasyplayer87]

where he saw....

[magic-Bucsfan]

odd michael Jackson...

[BucsfaninAL]

Sheveling(sp) snow with...

[TBRyan21]

his very bizzare

[BucsfaninAL]

behavior like a...

[McFan]

goat in heat.

[magic-Bucsfan]

then he went...

[Pewterslimsme]

....to watch Barney...

[magic-Bucsfan]

and then took...

[BucsfaninAL]

The Teletubbies(sp) shopping...

[magic-Bucsfan]

for a G-unit

[BucsfaninAL]

cds and clothing...

[Greg in DC]

for FIVE DOLLARS?!!!

[BucsfaninAL]

What a deal...

[McFan]

another loose wheel

[BucsfaninAL]

Came off the...

[TBRyan21]

big wheel bike

[Ballin_Since_76]

and then hit..

[TBRyan21]

his little pipe...

[Zvolen14]

Then dropped it

[BucsfaninAL]

in the water...

[Got-defense?]

i started swimming...

[TBRyan21]

after that big

[BucsfaninAL]

Olympic dive from

[TBRyan21]

never land ranch...

[BucsfaninAL]

into a jumpsuit...



I'm so tired I have gotten 20 mins of sleep in the last 31 hours!! Damn papers for school

[TBRyan21]

so he could...

[BucsfaninAL]

sky dive from...

[BucsfaninAL]

an airplane from

[AF Go Bucs]

Texas flying low

[BucFanClw]

without a chute

[Fantasyplayer87]

who then fell.....

[AF Go Bucs]

and grabbed frantically

[Fantasyplayer87]

Originally posted by AF Go Bucs
and grabbed frantically

to the propeller:p

[AF Go Bucs]

Originally posted by Fantasyplayer87
to the propeller:p

luckily he missed

[BucsfaninAL]

And landed on...

[R.I.P [2pac] 7]

big chocolate cake... :D

[BucsfaninAL]

that he shared...

[R.I.P [2pac] 7]

with micheal Jordan.. :D

[CB24]

The bleeping end.

[TBRyan21]

notton my watch !

[CB24]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[BucsfaninAL]

Originally posted by R.I.P [2pac] 7
with micheal Jordan.. :D



Who then retired...

[Fantasyplayer87]

to shoot himself

[BucsfaninAL]

But still is...

[Fantasyplayer87]

shooting his head

[AF Go Bucs]

Originally posted by Fantasyplayer87
shooting his head

not a basketball

[BucsfaninAL]

Is a basketball :D

[AF Go Bucs]

player no more

[BucsfaninAL]

Wants to own...

[AF Go Bucs]

solar turkey chopper

[Fantasyplayer87]

He tried tokilldthread

[BucsfaninAL]

but is getting

[AF Go Bucs]

to go home

[Fantasyplayer87]

I know ididcauzseiliketwocheatsumtimes:D

[BucsfaninAL]

really is confusing

[Fantasyplayer87]

Arg wu addarfiticateddunderferd.....

[Fantasyplayer87]

Bea metia costicatedinserd........

[Fantasyplayer87]

It's a song:D :rolleyes: :D :rolleyes: :D

[BucsfaninAL]

So the dog...

[Fantasyplayer87]

8 some poision

[bucdude79]

Originally posted by Fantasyplayer87
8 some poision

and he died

[BucsfaninAL]

But came back...

[R.I.P [2pac] 7]

and licked Kobe's..

[magic-Bucsfan]

left big toe:D ...

[TBRyan21]

then tried to sue...

[magic-Bucsfan]

Michael Jackson for...

[TBRyan21]

sexual innuendo charges

[magic-Bucsfan]

at Jacko ranch...

:D

[G'villeBucsFan]

Originally posted by magic-Bucsfan
at Jacko ranch...

:D

in sunny California.


GO BUCS!!!

[magic-Bucsfan]

where he also...

[TBRyan21]

took a little...

[magic-Bucsfan]

nap with a...

[TBRyan21]

grounds keeper willie...

[magic-Bucsfan]

and a baby...

[TBRyan21]

he named it maggie...

[magic-Bucsfan]

and then went...

[TBRyan21]

to scotchtober fest...

[cubojom]

to buy liqueur...

[TBRyan21]

and a packof...

[magic-Bucsfan]

women's cotton underwear...

[BucFanClw]

for magic-bucsfan's birthday

[magic-Bucsfan]

...actually for BucFanClw

[TBRyan21]

for both of them...

[magic-Bucsfan]

really for TBRyan21...

[BucFanClw]

I have successfully turned this into the equivilent of a playground squabble. *bows* For my next trick....

[TBRyan21]

magic got caught...

[TBRyan21]

dancin with mike...

[magic-Bucsfan]

Originally posted by TBRyan21
magic got caught...

what you mean?

[TBRyan21]

keep up with the story...

[magic-Bucsfan]

TBRyan sniffed Michaels

[TBRyan21]

cherry scratch and sniff sticker...

[magic-Bucsfan]

on his underwear...

[TBRyan21]

that were in the drawer, clean out of the washer...

[magic-Bucsfan]

but had skid marks on them.

[TBRyan21]

soap skid marks...

[magic-Bucsfan]

brown skid marks...

[TBRyan21]

nope.

[magic-Bucsfan]

Originally posted by magic-Bucsfan
brown skid marks...

and then kissed...

[TBRyan21]

threads over now...

[magic-Bucsfan]

Originally posted by magic-Bucsfan
and then kissed...

14DaRams on the cheek.

The End!

[Fantasyplayer87]

Good! Now stop posting here this game is dumb:p

[magic-Bucsfan]

ok:D

[Fantasyplayer87]

That you for agreeing with me.

[BucsfaninAL]

Stop!! New rule make a sentences! Having only 3 words was dumb! sorry for that

[magic-Bucsfan]

let's start a new story! Post 1 whole sentence each turn, and end it with 3 periods.. i'll start:

Once upon a time their were two Falcon Fans....

[BucsfaninAL]

Sitting in Raymond James Stadium...

[magic-Bucsfan]

eating some popcorn...

[BucsfaninAL]

While watching there falcons getting spanked...

[magic-Bucsfan]

35-7 at halftime....

[Fantasyplayer87]

One falcon fan started a fight....

[BucsfaninAL]

With captain fear who kicked...

[Fantasyplayer87]

The falcon fan where nobody ever should be:D

[BucsfaninAL]

Then the falcon fan started running on the field...

[Fantasyplayer87]

..and shouted,"hey brad" your.............

[magic-Bucsfan]

a lot better than Mike Vick...

[BucsRule4669]

and Brad said

[magic-Bucsfan]

well, i aint goin' to the Falcants...

[BucsRule4669]

The falcons fan then said

[R.I.P [2pac] 7]

m.vick is god.. :D

[magic-Bucsfan]

then the falcon fan said, "not, he sucks"....

[R.I.P [2pac] 7]

then i said he doesnt suck.. he has lots of potentional and needs to stay healthy..

[Fantasyplayer87]

Then he quick his yappen and when to the drink stand to buy...................

[magic-Bucsfan]

some anti-stupid drink so he....

[R.I.P [2pac] 7]

beer.. but he forgot his fake I.D

[BucsRule4669]

Then he went and got his fake I.D. from home and bought a beer and met Michael Clayton at the bar and said...............

[Fantasyplayer87]

You need to get a life and catch a TD today.

(Clayton Wouldn't be at a bar)

[magic-Bucsfan]

clayton said, if i touch the ball, i'll.....

[Fantasyplayer87]

Get 60 YAC and score on the opening drive http://www.lsusports.net/images/fb/03gallery/game08/image07.jpg

[BucsfaninAL]

sign it and threw it in the stands

[Fantasyplayer87]

Originally posted by BucsfaninAL
sign it and threw it in the stands

DISCLAMER:NOT PART OF THE STORY

Just wanted to mention that clayton said he would only be pointing to the sky. And that big celebrations aren't him. You may have already known but I just wanted to repoint that out.:D

[magic-Bucsfan]

and will get fined by the refs.:mad:

[Fantasyplayer87]

So the falcon fan told clayton that inorder to save him the hassel the falcon fan would.....................

[BucsfaninAL]

would stand at the 50 yard line and let #55 run him overhttp://images.nfl.com/photos/img5996273.jpg

[magic-Bucsfan]

and will fly like 20 yards...

[BucsfaninAL]

And land in front of Booger....

[magic-Bucsfan]

who dived on him....

[BucsRule4669]

and booger broke the falcons fan leg and...........

[bucsfan9740]

Darrell Russel jumped in too...

[magic-Bucsfan]

and said don't sue, i'll help you get rid of vick if you hate him so much....

[AF Go Bucs]

but just don't hurt him because he's the greatest athlete in the world

[BucsfaninAL]

Who then challeged LeBron James to a game of 1 on 1...

[Fantasyplayer87]

I did..to a game of 1 on 1 in chess:D

[TBRyan21]

The Falcons went on to win a game and the Falcon fan had a heart attack and died...

[magic-Bucsfan]

then the Falcons fans woke up! it was a dream, they fell asleep during the game, and....

[BucsfaninAL]

Realized that while he was asleep the bucs...

[magic-Bucsfan]

were winning big-time, 42-10, and Vick was crying...

[BucsfaninAL]

Cause Brooks had hurt his feelings bad...

[bucs14fan]

along with his legs and arms

[BucsfaninAL]

and he had to go to the hospital...

[nhbucsfan]

to get Derrick's foot removed from his keyster...

[BucsfaninAL]

Hobbling and limping back to the field...

[Fantasyplayer87]

The security placed him under arrest;

[magic-Bucsfan]

for charging towards d. brooks with a limp, who would of beat the crap out of him....

[Fantasyplayer87]

then handcuffed him and shoved him into the patrol car.

[magic-Bucsfan]

Then the cop says, "you are the most overated player in the NFL, and you should be a RB"...

[nhbucsfan]

Vick replies"But then I'd be the most overrated RB in the league!"..

[magic-Bucsfan]

and the cop say, "that's true, and you may get injured, don't want another broken leg, but you can't throw, so rb is your anser"...

[R.I.P [2pac] 7]

and vick goes omfg stfu about me being a RB .. i have a better arm then yours so let it effing go.. damn and give me sometime so i can learn the game.. geez man people sometimes just need to let some stuff go..

[Tampabay1099]

Then the Falcon offense came back onto the field to try and score but... big boy Sapp came in and crushed Vick into the ground and then

[AF Go Bucs]

Michael Vick quit and became a dancer so he could

[magic-Bucsfan]

stop getting his legs broken by the Bucs D...

[AF Go Bucs]

But during his first performance, his leotard

[magic-Bucsfan]

was too tight and it....

[BucsRule4669]

Ripped down the middle.

[Fantasyplayer87]

And his pink dotted underware showed

[BucsRule4669]

And the whole crowd laughed.

[Fantasyplayer87]

[This story is downhill]

[Rocafella]

Originally posted by Fantasyplayer87
[This story is downhill]

Said a man in the crowd:D

[R.I.P [2pac] 7]

and one man almost hit him..

[BaDaBinGnRT]

but saw he had a Buc Jersey on...

[Fantasyplayer87]

So instead he pill drived him into the cheerleader squad.

[Alstott1990]

From the buccaneers cannon becauses

[Zvolen14]

There was just an interception

[Alstott1990]

and Rhonde Barber had returned it all the way for a touchdown

[Zvolen14]

Which made the lead now 56 at the end of the....

[Alstott1990]

of the 3rd quarter

[Zvolen14]

Against the new expansion team from..

[Alstott1990]

Lincoln Nebraska:D ;)

[Zvolen14]

Originally posted by Alstott1990
Lincoln Nebraska:D ;)

Thats 0-14 and bound to get kicked form the league:D

[Alstott1990]

but then the stage an amazing comeback and win the game

[Zvolen14]

Which is their first win in 3 years

[Alstott1990]

So there's a huge celebration and Martin Gramatica

[ReSpEcT]

Asks, "What is this story still about ?"

[Alstott1990]

Then Booger Mcfarland tells him to shut up and jumps on him:D

[bucdude79]

and martin breaks his leg dancing...

[Alstott1990]

then suddenly his brother and him go on a crazy rampage and kill everyone at the game.

[BaDaBinGnRT]

...and have some tacos and sing brazilan songs in celebration...