Dhani Jones arrested....For dancing in the street

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Dancing in the street got Philadelphia Eagles linebacker Dhani Jones arrested.

Jones was charged with the misdemeanor of failure to obey a lawful command after he allegedly refused to stop dancing outside a South Beach club early Sunday, according to Miami Beach police.

"He refused several orders to get out of the street, and he was arrested," said police spokesman Bobby Hernandez on Monday.

An unidentified woman Jones was dancing with and several other people did get out of the street, Hernandez said. Police were responding to a call about traffic being blocked at 2:51 a.m. outside the Snatch Rock & Roll Bar and Lounge.

Jones, 28, signed an affidavit promising to appear in court for arraignment. It was not immediately clear Monday when that would occur or whether Jones, who lives in New York, had hired a lawyer.

The 6-foot-1, 240 pound Jones has played the past two seasons with the Philadelphia Eagles. He played in 16 games last season, recording 70 tackles and one interception. He was originally drafted out of Michigan by the New York Giants, where he played for four seasons.

[Psykes]

Great selling headline.... I hate people who's writing sucks so bad they have to use tricks like that.

A great one I heard once was, "Guy marries Sister", and when you read-on, it turns out the guy is a priest, and he married his sister to some other guy.