BRADY QUINN:mentality on draft day

[southernbird]

Man, my hair looks great. I mean, I think it looks really good. I used some product, but not a lot. I really worked it into the ends. Gives it a nice sheen. It looks playful, yet serious all at once. I think teams will get a really good message from this hair. I’m a matinee idol, but I’m also one of the guys. And that’s important. God, what a great day. I can’t wait to be a Raider. I’ve always wanted to turn a franchise around. I wonder if Jerry Porter likes to play Ultimate. I bet we could really connect if we played some Ultimate together.

With the first pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select JaMarcus Russell.

What? Oh, man. Oh, that is their loss, man. I mean, Condon told me they were planning on taking that guy, but I didn’t actually BELIEVE him. But I guess it makes sense. Everyone in Oakland is black, so they needed a black QB. I get that. That’s a very progressive attitude, and I support it. God, my hair looks great. I wish I had remembered my concealer today. I wonder if Mr. Davis noticed the blemishes. I thought they gave me a really rugged sort of look. I should have brought my concealer. ****. Oh well, guess I’m headed to Detroit.

With the second pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select Calvin Johnson.

Oh, man. Really? No, no. That’s okay. I understand that. They have Jon Kitna already, and he’s a good Christian. I guess I’m going to Cleveland. Man, they’re gonna go crazy for my bear… uh, girlfriend in Cleveland. No one in Cleveland is this blonde. Man, she is BLONDE. Guys like blondes, right? Am I right on that? I made sure she dyed it SUPER blonde. God, she’s almost like an albino. That’s a good look. Very Finnish. Man, my hair looks good. Hello, Cleveland! Hello, Cleveland!

With the third pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Joe Thomas.

Hello? Cleveland? Man, what’s happening? Is it the Virginia Tech pin? Was that too transparent? God, my hair looks so good. Kyan Douglas did it himself. I don’t get this. Joe Thomas doesn’t have great hair. He’s not even here! He’s fishing!

Oh God, that’s it! He went fishing! That’s, like, what guys do! Oh man, he’s so smart! By, like, saying he wasn’t interested in going to the draft, that made him look tough. I totally should have skipped the draft to get my legs waxed. Or go hunting. Definitely go hunting. That’s the right move. Uh oh, here comes Suzy Kolber. Okay, act dignified. You’re going into broadcasting 15 years from now, Quinn. Get your polish down now!

Okay, that went well. Maybe Tampa will take me.

With the fourth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Bucs select Gaines Adams.

Maybe not. Maybe the Redskins will. If anyone knows star power, it’s Mr. Snyder. I had dinner with him twice. I had the miso-glazed cod. I think it went really well.

With the sixth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Washington Redskins select LaRon Landry.

I should have ordered the porterhouse.

With the seventh pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select Adrian Peterson.

It’s the hair. I think the hair has scared people off. I think it looks TOO good. Like, if my hair looks this good, then maybe it would foster resentment in the locker room? But it looks GREAT!

****, you know what it is? It’s the vest. I had the vest sized one size too small. I really thought it look more manly if I were just bursting right out of it. That was an error. God, how could I have been so dumb? Clearly, I should have worn a jacket. The brown silk on the back is exposed! It’s not supposed to be exposed! Gah!

Okay Brades, just settle down. It’s clear now. We’re going to Miami. This is good. It’s a great organization. And Miami is a perfect fit! The whole scene down on South Beach is really faboo. Okay, I’m excited. So I lost a little money. People in Miami will understand this hair, and what it’s all about. I feel good. I’m gonna try and smile now, even though I can usually only manage a half-smirk, just like every lacrosse player ever born. All right, sunny Miami! Here I come!

With the ninth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Miami Dolphins select…

Yes?

Ted Gi…

I can’t see. I think I’m blind. Is this really happening? Can I get a Dasani? I think I’m having a hot flash. Oh God, here comes Suzy again. Oh, God. Man, she’s got the same look on her face that she gets when someone’s been carted off the field wearing a halo. I can’t face her… I have to get away… I have to… I have to… GO DANCING.

(leaves, goes dancing)

God, that felt great. Sometimes, you just have to go dance. It’s so freeing. Where are we now?

The New York Jets have made a trade.

Oooooh! Delicious! The Big Apple. Nice. Brades, I think you and I are gonna be just fine. I think I’ll live in DUMBO. That’s a very in neighborhood right now. John Norris from MTV lives there, I think.

With the fourteenth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the New York Jets select…

Hoo boy, here we go!

…Darrelle Revis.

Who the **** is that? No, I’m NOT fine, thank you. I am now officially ****ED OFF. Okay? I did everything right except beat ranked opponents. Look at my hair! I didn’t get this hair styled just to be a second rounder! Ridiculous. Nobody else coordinated like I did, god dammit. I want some resolution here.

(phone rings)

Condon? Hey, ‘sup. What? The Ravens want to trade up for me? Really? You know what? That’s perfect. And you know why? Because none of this would have happened if those ****ing Browns had just picked me. ****ers. **** Cleveland. There. I said it. **** ‘em. They don’t rock ****. You don’t deserve this hair, Cleveland. You’re just Columbus on a ****ing lake. Okay? Look at me! I’m showing some fire! I’m a competitor, God dammit! And now I get to go to the Ravens and torture you Clevelanders for the rest of your ****ing existence. The irony is a delight. You’ll pay, Cleveland. Brades is gonna haunt you.

The Cleveland Browns have made a trade.

Pfft. Whatever. They probably traded up to draft a tater tot or some other inanimate object. **** you Cleveland.

With the twenty-second pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Brady Quinn.

Oh. Uh, goodie. Um… I love Cleveland! I really do! Always have! I’m really excited. No, I really am. Joe Thomas. Dennis Northcutt. It’s great. How my hair? Is it okay? I hope this hat doesn't ruin it.

[48 SS]

That was dumb...but mildly entertaining

[cadillac willy]

Hahaha good post.

[dawgland]

if brady quinn can throw a pass to dennis northcutt, he has the strongest arm in the draft

[skulldog06]

Funny post. I enjoyed it.

[dawgland]

Originally Posted by dawgland

if brady quinn can throw a pass to dennis northcutt, he has the strongest arm in the draft

so i looked it up, cleveland to jacksonville is 897 miles

can anybody top that throw?

freakin' hillarious!

Originally Posted by southernbird

Man, my hair looks great. I mean, I think it looks really good. I used some product, but not a lot. I really worked it into the ends. Gives it a nice sheen. It looks playful, yet serious all at once. I think teams will get a really good message from this hair. I’m a matinee idol, but I’m also one of the guys. And that’s important. God, what a great day. I can’t wait to be a Raider. I’ve always wanted to turn a franchise around. I wonder if Jerry Porter likes to play Ultimate. I bet we could really connect if we played some Ultimate together.

With the first pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select JaMarcus Russell.

What? Oh, man. Oh, that is their loss, man. I mean, Condon told me they were planning on taking that guy, but I didn’t actually BELIEVE him. But I guess it makes sense. Everyone in Oakland is black, so they needed a black QB. I get that. That’s a very progressive attitude, and I support it. God, my hair looks great. I wish I had remembered my concealer today. I wonder if Mr. Davis noticed the blemishes. I thought they gave me a really rugged sort of look. I should have brought my concealer. ****. Oh well, guess I’m headed to Detroit.

With the second pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select Calvin Johnson.

Oh, man. Really? No, no. That’s okay. I understand that. They have Jon Kitna already, and he’s a good Christian. I guess I’m going to Cleveland. Man, they’re gonna go crazy for my bear… uh, girlfriend in Cleveland. No one in Cleveland is this blonde. Man, she is BLONDE. Guys like blondes, right? Am I right on that? I made sure she dyed it SUPER blonde. God, she’s almost like an albino. That’s a good look. Very Finnish. Man, my hair looks good. Hello, Cleveland! Hello, Cleveland!

With the third pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Joe Thomas.

Hello? Cleveland? Man, what’s happening? Is it the Virginia Tech pin? Was that too transparent? God, my hair looks so good. Kyan Douglas did it himself. I don’t get this. Joe Thomas doesn’t have great hair. He’s not even here! He’s fishing!

Oh God, that’s it! He went fishing! That’s, like, what guys do! Oh man, he’s so smart! By, like, saying he wasn’t interested in going to the draft, that made him look tough. I totally should have skipped the draft to get my legs waxed. Or go hunting. Definitely go hunting. That’s the right move. Uh oh, here comes Suzy Kolber. Okay, act dignified. You’re going into broadcasting 15 years from now, Quinn. Get your polish down now!

Okay, that went well. Maybe Tampa will take me.

With the fourth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Bucs select Gaines Adams.

Maybe not. Maybe the Redskins will. If anyone knows star power, it’s Mr. Snyder. I had dinner with him twice. I had the miso-glazed cod. I think it went really well.

With the sixth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Washington Redskins select LaRon Landry.

I should have ordered the porterhouse.

With the seventh pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select Adrian Peterson.

It’s the hair. I think the hair has scared people off. I think it looks TOO good. Like, if my hair looks this good, then maybe it would foster resentment in the locker room? But it looks GREAT!

****, you know what it is? It’s the vest. I had the vest sized one size too small. I really thought it look more manly if I were just bursting right out of it. That was an error. God, how could I have been so dumb? Clearly, I should have worn a jacket. The brown silk on the back is exposed! It’s not supposed to be exposed! Gah!

Okay Brades, just settle down. It’s clear now. We’re going to Miami. This is good. It’s a great organization. And Miami is a perfect fit! The whole scene down on South Beach is really faboo. Okay, I’m excited. So I lost a little money. People in Miami will understand this hair, and what it’s all about. I feel good. I’m gonna try and smile now, even though I can usually only manage a half-smirk, just like every lacrosse player ever born. All right, sunny Miami! Here I come!

With the ninth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Miami Dolphins select…

Yes?

Ted Gi…

I can’t see. I think I’m blind. Is this really happening? Can I get a Dasani? I think I’m having a hot flash. Oh God, here comes Suzy again. Oh, God. Man, she’s got the same look on her face that she gets when someone’s been carted off the field wearing a halo. I can’t face her… I have to get away… I have to… I have to… GO DANCING.

(leaves, goes dancing)

God, that felt great. Sometimes, you just have to go dance. It’s so freeing. Where are we now?

The New York Jets have made a trade.

Oooooh! Delicious! The Big Apple. Nice. Brades, I think you and I are gonna be just fine. I think I’ll live in DUMBO. That’s a very in neighborhood right now. John Norris from MTV lives there, I think.

With the fourteenth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the New York Jets select…

Hoo boy, here we go!

…Darrelle Revis.

Who the **** is that? No, I’m NOT fine, thank you. I am now officially ****ED OFF. Okay? I did everything right except beat ranked opponents. Look at my hair! I didn’t get this hair styled just to be a second rounder! Ridiculous. Nobody else coordinated like I did, god dammit. I want some resolution here.

(phone rings)

Condon? Hey, ‘sup. What? The Ravens want to trade up for me? Really? You know what? That’s perfect. And you know why? Because none of this would have happened if those ****ing Browns had just picked me. ****ers. **** Cleveland. There. I said it. **** ‘em. They don’t rock ****. You don’t deserve this hair, Cleveland. You’re just Columbus on a ****ing lake. Okay? Look at me! I’m showing some fire! I’m a competitor, God dammit! And now I get to go to the Ravens and torture you Clevelanders for the rest of your ****ing existence. The irony is a delight. You’ll pay, Cleveland. Brades is gonna haunt you.

The Cleveland Browns have made a trade.

Pfft. Whatever. They probably traded up to draft a tater tot or some other inanimate object. **** you Cleveland.

With the twenty-second pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Brady Quinn.

Oh. Uh, goodie. Um… I love Cleveland! I really do! Always have! I’m really excited. No, I really am. Joe Thomas. Dennis Northcutt. It’s great. How my hair? Is it okay? I hope this hat doesn't ruin it.

[Top10_D_10Years]

If anyone has the first part of the drat recorded PLEASE tell me what the fan said after the Comish said " With the 3rd pick of the NFL draft the Clevland Browns select..." It was perfectly timed. Everyone got all quiet but some fan from way in the back screamed out someones name. WHO DID HE SAY!?! It didnt sound like Brady Quinn's name.

Anyways it was hilarious. The guy timed it to perfection.

[bucsorbust]

Excellent post. Gotta love the crybaby room he had to hide in for a while. Get those tears out, Brady! You deserve better.

[nensey_zy]

That was a funny post. He wasn't a crybaby though, Goodell offered him his private suite to let him save face.

[chunkylover0211]

Originally Posted by Top10_D_10Years

If anyone has the first part of the drat recorded PLEASE tell me what the fan said after the Comish said " With the 3rd pick of the NFL draft the Clevland Browns select..." It was perfectly timed. Everyone got all quiet but some fan from way in the back screamed out someones name. WHO DID HE SAY!?! It didnt sound like Brady Quinn's name.

Anyways it was hilarious. The guy timed it to perfection.

I think he says Jared Zabransky. I may be wrong though.

[Top10_D_10Years]

Originally Posted by chunkylover0211

I think he says Jared Zabransky. I may be wrong though.

lol yes I think thats it.

[dawgland]

sad and funny thing is, the NFL only invited 5 players because they didn't want an aaron rodgers situation again

whoops

he's more of a man than any of you losers will amount to. think about that while you giggle like little girls.

Originally Posted by TheChronic

he's more of a man than any of you losers will amount to. think about that while you giggle like little girls.

Agreed... he will come in the next few years and make every team that passed on him wish they hadn't. He is a stud.

[Buccs99]

Originally Posted by dawgland

so i looked it up, cleveland to jacksonville is 897 miles

can anybody top that throw?

Chuck Norris once kicked a field goal from raymond james stadium thru the uprights......in qualcomm stadium.

[LoveMuffin]

Best post by a Falcons fan ........EVER!!!!

Originally Posted by Buccs99

Chuck Norris once kicked a field goal from raymond james stadium thru the uprights......in qualcomm stadium.

Norris is a punk............Now Jack Bauer once kicked a field goal from RJS right through the uprights at the NFLE field in Amsterdam......Norris Pffft!

[Bucsgirl-DK]

Get off the guy's back. He didn't bring any of this on himself. Actually I thought he carried himself very well. It was the ESPN and NFLN that kept showing his face and talking about him, making way too big a deal about the whole thing. When he did get picked all he did was act with a lot of class. You haven't heard the guy *****ing or moaning about not being picked sooner. There have been players picked 1st overall acting a lot worse. Eli anyone?

Originally Posted by LoveMuffin

Best post by a Falcons fan ........EVER!!!!

It was funnier the first time when I read it on 'Kissing Suzy Kolber', but whatever.

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/...-saturday.html

[OMA]

"[Brady] Quinn threw consecutive balls into a brisk wind that could be described charitably as wounded ducks. Each ball looked to hit a brick wall in midair and plummet, one far short of the intended and uncovered receiver. Quinn compensated on the next pass and overthrew a receiver.''
-- Cleveland Plain Dealer veteran Browns beat writer Tony Grossi, observing Brady Quinn's first mini-camp practice Friday in Berea, Ohio.


Personally, after all the hype, I hope this guy ends up to be another......

[wikkedbucschic]

I thought he was an excellent sport about it all. He is an honorable man, and I do not think I could have handled it as well as he did. He always had a smile on his face, and he is a better man than alot of these athletes. I did not see anyone that the Bucs picked smile when they were announced, actually Gaines looked as if he was going to vomit.. Did anyone hear the announcers talking about Gruden admiring Bradys abs? I thought that was funny as hell!!

[dawgland]

Originally Posted by OMA

"[Brady] Quinn threw consecutive balls into a brisk wind that could be described charitably as wounded ducks. Each ball looked to hit a brick wall in midair and plummet, one far short of the intended and uncovered receiver. Quinn compensated on the next pass and overthrew a receiver.''
-- Cleveland Plain Dealer veteran Browns beat writer Tony Grossi, observing Brady Quinn's first mini-camp practice Friday in Berea, Ohio.


Personally, after all the hype, I hope this guy ends up to be another......

i'm not going to compare it to chicago, but throwing in Cleveland wind isn't easy, and it takes some time to adapt to

[OMA]

Originally Posted by TheChronic

he's more of a man than any of you losers will amount to. think about that while you giggle like little girls.

Man crush?

[wikkedbucschic]

Originally Posted by OMA

Man crush?

Jealous??

The boy should have showed up at the draft with a haircut and wife beater on, probably would have been a top 5 pick.

[OMA]

I'm pulling against him right now - not sure if he deserved the hype that he got.

Originally Posted by OMA

Man crush?

while you're laughing at him.......I'd love to know what you've done with your miserable little life that in any way even remotely eclipses him making the NFL.

THAT was my point...........

I'll wait here.

[Public Enemy II]

Love the sig!

[IndianaA-Train]

Man the irony of a Falcon fan making fun of a team for drafting a REAL quarterback, you know one that can actually throw the ball, not flip off his fans, and not play with water bottles off the field ... thats too bad ... I don't see how some of you can hate this guy so much, he was drafted by an NFL team in the first round ... I hope you don't pass this kind of ignorance on to your children ...