The Moral of the Story....

[PntherPryd]

Two Panther fans and a Buccaneer fan were walking in
the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Panthers ran up a hill
to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened
very closely until he heard a answering, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran
into the cave.

The Buccaneer was puzzled and asked the other Panther fan
what that was all about, was the other Panther fan crazy or
what?

"No," said the Panther. "It is our custom during mating
season when Panther men see cave, they holler, 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. the Panther fan ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Buccaneer fan wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he
looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,
he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Panther fans found! There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and
closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
ran.

The following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper
read.....


"NAKED BUCCANEER FAN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"

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Moral of the story?

Be careful what you wish for!

[Shaker69]

Somebody called, he is suing you for plagiarism.

This is what passes for a joke in North Carolina?

Better stick with basketball....

Originally posted by PntherPryd
Two Panther fans and a Buccaneer fan were walking in
the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Panthers ran up a hill
to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened
very closely until he heard a answering, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran
into the cave.

The Buccaneer was puzzled and asked the other Panther fan
what that was all about, was the other Panther fan crazy or
what?

"No," said the Panther. "It is our custom during mating
season when Panther men see cave, they holler, 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. the Panther fan ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Buccaneer fan wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he
looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,
he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Panther fans found! There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and
closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
ran.

The following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper
read.....


"NAKED BUCCANEER FAN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"

--------------------------------------------------------------------
Moral of the story?

Be careful what you wish for!

if he was naked and smashed by a train how did they know he was a buc fan!?!?!??

There was grey matter on the front of the train. Couldn't have possibly been a Carolina fan...

[PntherPryd]

Originally posted by BALDAWG
if he was naked and smashed by a train how did they know he was a buc fan!?!?!??

It was a Panther Train!

Man, don't give me straight lines like that! But I guess with the pewter color of train engines anybody would have looked like a buc fan after getting slammed head on.

OK, ok, too much free time. The joke was emailed to me with Indians and a Hillbilly (with the hillbilly getting smashed). I had to "edit" or I would have been poking fun at my own kinfolk!

Besides, it's not like I have any real smack about how much you guys suck.

[Buc_na]

Originally posted by BALDAWG
if he was naked and smashed by a train how did they know he was a buc fan!?!?!??

The same question crossed my mind.

[Kanshisha]

Should it be the other way around with a panther fan being ran over by the A-Train?

Panther Fan

Originally posted by BALDAWG
if he was naked and smashed by a train how did they know he was a buc fan!?!?!??

He had that Championship Gleam in his eye.

Originally posted by PntherPryd

Besides, it's not like I have any real smack about how much you guys suck.

That's because we don't, and neither does Carolina. It should be a good game with a long, boring planeride home.

Letterman you're not. Keep you're day job.

Originally posted by PntherPryd
Two Panther fans and a Buccaneer fan were walking in
the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Panthers ran up a hill
to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened
very closely until he heard a answering, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran
into the cave.

The Buccaneer was puzzled and asked the other Panther fan
what that was all about, was the other Panther fan crazy or
what?

"No," said the Panther. "It is our custom during mating
season when Panther men see cave, they holler, 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. the Panther fan ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Buccaneer fan wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he
looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,
he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Panther fans found! There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and
closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
ran.

The following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper
read.....


"NAKED BUCCANEER FAN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"

--------------------------------------------------------------------
Moral of the story?

Be careful what you wish for!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from another buc's fan..... "It's all in fun"

Originally posted by BALDAWG
if he was naked and smashed by a train how did they know he was a buc fan!?!?!??

Everyone knows that one of the most identifiable things about the Bucs is our Big Johnsons.

Originally posted by AmyG
Everyone knows that one of the most identifiable things about the Bucs is our Big Johnsons.

[Crash22384]

Originally posted by AmyG
Everyone knows that one of the most identifiable things about the Bucs is our Big Johnsons.

LMAO

SO VERY TRUE.

Even the girls ( No offense intented)

[SPQRBucs]

Originally posted by PntherPryd
Two Panther fans and a Buccaneer fan were walking in
the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Panthers ran up a hill
to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened
very closely until he heard a answering, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran
into the cave.

The Buccaneer was puzzled and asked the other Panther fan
what that was all about, was the other Panther fan crazy or
what?

"No," said the Panther. "It is our custom during mating
season when Panther men see cave, they holler, 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. the Panther fan ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Buccaneer fan wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he
looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,
he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Panther fans found! There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and
closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
ran.

The following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper
read.....


"NAKED BUCCANEER FAN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN"

--------------------------------------------------------------------
Moral of the story?

Be careful what you wish for!

Well.... that was an awful joke and if you think you have a chance in hell of winning this game. Your insane.

if he was naked and smashed by a train how did they know he was a buc fan!?!?!??

He probably got himself a ring

[PntherPryd]

Originally posted by SPQRBucs
Well.... that was an awful joke and if you think you have a chance in hell of winning this game. Your insane.

Well then, I better get in line for the looney bin. The Panthers DO have a chance to win this game and if you don't think so you're delusional! (wow! my first smack on the TB board!).

The bucs will be favored to win and rightly so but to say the Panthers don't have a chance in hell is just testing the Karma Gods!

BTW, at least you were right about the awful joke part.

[BucnChuckieFan]

Originally posted by ColoradoBucsFan
There was grey matter on the front of the train. Couldn't have possibly been a Carolina fan...

Good one! LMAO!

[homer_the_gomer]

Originally posted by PntherPryd
It was a Panther Train!

Man, don't give me straight lines like that! But I guess with the pewter color of train engines anybody would have looked like a buc fan after getting slammed head on.

OK, ok, too much free time. The joke was emailed to me with Indians and a Hillbilly (with the hillbilly getting smashed). I had to "edit" or I would have been poking fun at my own kinfolk!

Besides, it's not like I have any real smack about how much you guys suck.

It doesn't matter really if the guy was wearing what jersey.

A train clocking AT 85 mph will require at least 240 feet of tracks to make a full stop.

So funny I forgot to laugh.

Don't quit your day job.

[DKWEST]

I know there is some kind of "A-Train" come back here.

A Carolina Linebacker ran through a tunnel,...only it was the tunnel to the field at Raymond James and he was smashed by the A-Train